![]() ![]() You are everything that's wrong with entertainment!Ĭome back! This can't be happening! There's no focus groups! No numbers! The only thing a corporate tool can do when he doesn't have a boss! I'm not asking the charts, I'm asking you! Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe people don't know what's best for them, and by continually giving them the same crap they'll never know what's different so they'll keep asking for the same crap? Yes, focus groups make us more profitable vultures.īut Seuss got popular because he wrote what he wanted to see, not what focus groups wanted to see. We talk the same lingo and reference pop culture. It makes the crowd think we're on the same level as you. The same goes for butt jokes and modern slang, too. Once seen in the trailer, it's cash in the bag. They feel more grown up to be in on the gag. when kids hear adult jokes, it makes them feel old. ![]() You see, Critic, according to polls, or so we've been told. Oh! Oh, I mean, artistically, it seemed to make the most sense. ![]() Well, it's a lazy way of connecting to the source material. Hey, how come you keep going in and out of rhyming? It's pretty inconsistent. Well, if you want the answer, and I know that you do, here's Analyst 1 and Analyst 2! Why do you need to insert dirty humor into a Dr. Seuss! It's not even close! It's evil, corporate pandering with freaky imagery that's promoting everything that's wrong with humanity! This was next to "Son of the Mask", wasn't it? And where's all the subplots, and in-jokes, and advertisements, and forced morals, and penis innuendos? No, he's only supposed to rhyme once in a while. He's supposed to be scary, and weird, and constantly out of breath.īecause it's Dr. "We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Cat in the Hat!" What do kids normally do? They make tofu or something? ![]()
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